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Amish Arise Amish Arise

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh man, you had me at the business exec part. I'd be lying if I didn't say the animation could be better, but the content makes up for it in my book. You should throw it up on YouTube, I would love to share it in less ad-heavy format :D

ShowemPoems responds:

Thanks! Glad you liked it. As you suggested, I have posted it on Youtube, here:

Free Will Revolution - 05 Free Will Revolution - 05

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Its great animation quality but both voices were kind of annoying. With that quality of animation, you could find a lot better voice actors to voice the lines. And some of the jokes were pretty childish... "uncontrollably poop your pants" being one of them. Mature it up a bit and you could have a real winner here.

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Dark Souls II Opening (Berserk Parody) Dark Souls II Opening (Berserk Parody)

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

The animation is great but that is such a horrible song.

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Crystal Story Crystal Story

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I liked it

I played it for around two days while keeping the browser open. There are a few things I didn't like, such as having to click the mouse to move and how bland some of the graphics were. I did kind of like some of the up close drawings of NPC and PCs, but some like the "Cat Lady" were terrible. The randomization of the loot was okay, but throw in a few more legendary items later on, no reason to play this for weeks on end to get a full suit of the stuff.

Other than that, great RPG staples. Took me awhile to figure out you could portal back to dungeons with the scrolls. Rogue was a pretty useless tree except for the tangle ability. Fighter was bad except for slice and dice. Regular melee strikes always did tons more damage than the special melee strikes. Healer was well balanced all around. Mage was kind of godlike, but that is never a bad thing. And the bejeweled-like game was nearly impossible to win unless you just lucked into a really good board at the start. I beat it in 3 seconds on one try because the first match I made went on a chain until Zombie King was dead.

Anyway, I had a lot of fun playing. It does need some extra work done, but I can see what your intent was and that is why people play RPGs. All of the right elements were there. Polish them up a bit and you have a real winner!

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Gretel and Hansel Part 2 Gretel and Hansel Part 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great, but ran into a bug.

I was having a great time playing it until the part with the cliff... I picked the "plant" then walked back towards the area with the big flower... Then I couldn't move or access the map to move. I just got stuck in limbo. It happened right when the "plant" disappeared, so that may have been the problem.

Screw the Nut Screw the Nut

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is really good

This game was actually really fun. It took awhile to win, but it was a nice little challenge. I like how you can win in multiple ways. The only negative I would say would be that if you bounce something high enough, the background clears out and you have this yellow screen, but I didn't think that was worth docking a point for. Really good job, I hope you hit frontpage!

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&amp;lt;My Sickness&amp;gt; <My Sickness>

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Holy SHIT!

HOLY FUCK! Not 10 seconds into the song and I went into an uncontrolled headbang! This song FUCKING POSESSED ME! YOU ARE A FUCKING GUITAR GOD MAN!

Demon-Slayer12 responds:

Thanks a lot dude, that fuckin rules! rock on dude! \m/