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Amish Arise Amish Arise

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh man, you had me at the business exec part. I'd be lying if I didn't say the animation could be better, but the content makes up for it in my book. You should throw it up on YouTube, I would love to share it in less ad-heavy format :D


ShowemPoems responds:

Thanks! Glad you liked it. As you suggested, I have posted it on Youtube, here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyO05yeK7vk


Free Will Revolution - 05 Free Will Revolution - 05

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Its great animation quality but both voices were kind of annoying. With that quality of animation, you could find a lot better voice actors to voice the lines. And some of the jokes were pretty childish... "uncontrollably poop your pants" being one of them. Mature it up a bit and you could have a real winner here.


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Dark Souls II Opening (Berserk Parody) Dark Souls II Opening (Berserk Parody)

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

The animation is great but that is such a horrible song.



SS Mail - Meaning SS Mail - Meaning

Rated 0 / 5 stars

"The world is full of bad news, media companies are lying to you, but I know the truth!" You are such a complete phony. You don't even make logical points, you just restate things over and over and say how it is part of something you never define. Get a real job and stop trying to sling this garbage. The world has enough stupid in it already/


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RiverJordan responds:

It's not something i can show you, you have to show yourself. I can only show you the doorway


Minecraft: Tna Part 3 Minecraft: Tna Part 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I know where this is going...

The mayor is going to be one of those douchebag admins who start destroying your crap and teleporting you into caves full of lava... I have seen more than a few of those morons. Minecraft would still be fun if it wasn't for having to trust the dude who bought the server.


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Falconer02 responds:

Hahahah very true.


SS - Dimensions SS - Dimensions

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Answer to your reply...

"Just because science doesn't agree with it, doesn't mean it's not real. It's time to begin questioning the belief patterns of our parents. Because many things that we have been taught in schools are just not true"

You are absolutely wrong. The reason we have computers, comprehension of geometry, and physics is BECAUSE of what we are taught in school. There is nothing wrong with being a skeptic. Some of the greatest discoveries on the Earth came from people who didn't accept things as they are. But to take the work of men and women who spent their entire lives working toward finding the truth, pervert their teachings, then preach speculation as truth is the same thing that has held back science for many, many years.

You mentioned Plato keeping the fifth Platonic Solid a secret in a previous lesson... He did so because he THOUGHT it was a secret of the universe. It was just another shape. Johannes Kepler spent his entire life trying to explain a universe that contained all 5 platonic solids, and he never succeeded. However, Kepler did stumble upon the Law of Planetary Motion. Kepler thought he was on the verge of figuring out "gods" geometrical plan for the universe.

He, like you, believed there was a spiritual explanation for the universe. He tried to tie the bible in with his studies of the planets. Can you imagine what it was like to wake up every morning believing you know the truth, taking painstaking effort to study and map these floating orbs in the sky, and to be disappointed day after day after day? Can you imagine how a man of faith, like Kepler, struggled with his beliefs and what the universe itself was actually showing him? Can you imagine the disappointment of being proven wrong again and again? Reworking calculations to see if there were errors or corrections, only to find that all calculations were correct, and he was wrong?

Yet despite the field of research he struggled with, despite his devotion to the bible and his tireless efforts, his contribution to science was something that he himself thought was insignificant compared to his overall goal. When other scientists came across his work, they studied it hoping to find something true. Nothing he did was repeatable, except for his theory of Planetary Motion, which is now called a law.

Great scientific minds like Galileo and Renes Decartes ignored his work, yet his Law of Planetary Motion influenced Issac Newton and countless Astronomers since. The Kepler Spacecraft was named after him, and it is searching the universe for Earth-like planets. Hundreds of years after his death, and even despite his attempts at a theory that would never exist, his tireless efforts are being rewarded with an honor few human beings ever receive.

That is real science. Science is a body of knowledge and a way of thinking. It isn't because of one individuals' work, it is because of the human race as a whole trying to find the truth, no matter how bad it hurts. Even the greatest minds never get everything correct. But in order to advance science and find the REAL truth that is out there, you have to be skeptical and not accept things at face value. You also can't teach assumptions as the truth.

Kepler aside, thousands if not hundreds of thousands of people have devoted their lives to explaining the universe, and less than a tenth of a percent actually receive anything more than a mention in some books.

If you want to help find the truth, don't do this. We live in a very gullible world, and we need people who have really good BS detectors. Take some higher sciences, talk with professors, and learn more.

And I know you have not been to another dimension. Consciousness does not extend beyond the brain. I am sorry, but that is the truth. You can't see around corners, you can't predict the future accurately, and you can't prove aliens exist. I would be a fool to say alien life is impossible, but until it is proven, I can't make a hypothesis based on something I can't prove. In order to be credible, you have to be able to prove a hypothesis.


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RiverJordan responds:

You're right. Question everything! It's good to be skeptical, but it's also good to be experiential. The scientific field of Noetics is beginning to prove that consciousness extends outside the brain, and that the brain is in fact just a lense through which you percieve the one reality.

Until you consciously leave your body, you can't say that it's not possible. It's very possible, and fun! This is how the belief patterns of our parents and what were taught in schools might not be the most accurate. It's the scientific assumption that consciousness comes from the brain. This sir, i will not accept because of personal experience.

I'm glad you're able to put so much energy into writing long comments though, i really do appreciate the effort! Don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise, unless you find it in yourself to be something you disagree with.


SS - The Flower of Life SS - The Flower of Life

Rated 0 / 5 stars

A complete joke and waste of time.

"Superstition and pseudoscience keep getting in the way, distracting [believers in pseudoscience], providing easy answers, dodging skeptical scrutiny, casually pressing our awe buttons and cheapening the experience, making us routine and comfortable practitioners as well as victims of credulity. Yes, the world would be a more interesting place if there were UFOs lurking in the deep waters off Bermuda and eating ships and planes, or if dead people could take control of our hands and writers messages. It would be fascinating if adolescents were able to make telephone handsets rocket off their cradles despite thinking at them or if our dreams could, more often than can be explained by chance and our knowledge of the world, actually foretell the future. These are all instances of pseudoscience. They purport to use the methods and findings of science, while in fact they are faithless to its nature-often because they are based on insufficient evidence or because they ignore clues that point the other way. They ripple with gullibility. " -Carl Sagan


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Cornflakes Of Agony Cornflakes Of Agony

Rated 0 / 5 stars

You're wrong, I was "dissapoint".

Annoying and way too long. Like a 5 year old DBZ fanfic.



Africa Dudes Africa Dudes

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Funny... except for Romeo JR.

Romeo JR wasn't even funny... just something about being gay, a hat, and the same music over and over again. Everyone else, good job. Romeo... NO... BAD...


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"The Waterman Movie" "The Waterman Movie"

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

You may want to save your money...

I like your work Waterman, but this just plain sucks... Leslie Nielson or not. None of the dialogue made any sense. It was like you were trying to go all Lethal Weapon on this and utterly failed. Leslie didn't even sound interested in the reading part. Sorry man, but I would save your money and work on something else, this looks like it is going to seriously suck.